sensuous_brother Posted May 18, 2005 A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night". "We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabarjaan Posted May 18, 2005 looooooooooooooooool the pharmacist he bought the condoms from was his girlfreind's father! oh myyyy lool this is so funnnny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emerald Posted May 23, 2005 Humourous, but this joke was posted a while back, newhoo how were you to know... ...sensuous brother welcome to SOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
