Conspiracy Posted May 8, 2005 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead! 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal or acceptable. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller. 6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children. 8. An occasional butt whooping DOES help a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute. 10. Rap music IS here to stay. So deal with it and get used to it! .-.-.-.-. 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac IS dead! 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on EVERY finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it! 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Work breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will NEVER EVER be President ... or Al Sharpton for that matter! 8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor. It's a color. 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth MORE than your car. 10. Your Pastor does NOT know everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muunad Posted May 9, 2005 >Your Pastor does NOT know everything.(hhhh... considering the sex-alegations) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moth_To_A_Flame Posted May 10, 2005 Nice one and also mostly true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niciima Posted May 22, 2005 Nice bro...They are almost all true EXCEPT for the 2nd part of what White ppl know and Blacks wont admit #5 O.J did it....Thats were your wrong He Didnt Do It But just the fact that you said makes it funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
