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Nephissa   

This is an Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night.

 

 

Gijana Untatoga wabi?

Jina yago nani?

Baba yago nani?

Unataga nini?

 

Gan you Broduce your ID?

Basi if you gannot broduce your ID

Wapi Gitambulisho?

If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho

Wapi drivers licence

If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments

Twende mbele!

 

 

(But I am innocent….)

 

Innocent gitu gani?

Haguna mutu innozent Genya

We gan charge you with anything

Unataga gani?

Smoking with violence

Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract

Looging at a government building zuzbiciously

With indend to gommit murder

Unataga gani?

 

Unaweza gujitetea?

Gitu gani hii?

Ati fifty bob

Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum

Toa besa gijana

 

(…nibakishie bus fare)

 

Ogay,

You are a law abiding zitizen

Unataga tuguzindikishe?

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shyhem   

Bishaaro

Innocent gitu gani?

Haguna mutu innozent Genya

We gan charge you with anything

Unataga gani?

Smoking with violence

Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract

Looging at a government building zuzbiciously

With indend to gommit murder

Unataga gani?

That was funny,especially if u pronounced it in African accent.

 

Ati looking at a female gender with breach of contract......lol if i lived there, i think they world have locked me up long time ago.

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raula   

Unaweza gujitetea?

Gitu gani hii?

Ati fifty bob

Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum

Toa besa gijana

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool...ati jwing gum-kalenjin waxiid. hehehehehehehehehe...ati fifty bob...loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

 

Although I have seen this jk years ago-but its hella funny. ala mabavu weeee.

 

NGAI FAFA ;):D

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