Conspiracy Posted April 12, 2005 Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) --- Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. --- [Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' --- Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here --- Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out. --- Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. --- Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! --- Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. --- Mother Simpson: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man... Homer: Seven. Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question. Homer: OK, eight. Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means? --- Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting? Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting? Lisa: This conversation is over. Homer: This conversation is *under*. Lisa: Goodbye. Homer: *bad*bye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted April 26, 2005 --- Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. --- [Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' --- Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting? Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting? Lisa: This conversation is over. Homer: This conversation is *under*. Lisa: Goodbye. Homer: *bad*bye [/QB] These are the best ones LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medley of extemporanea Posted June 23, 2005 waraa moxamed, you've mad my day. homer is the greatest man ever created by TV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted June 23, 2005 Homer a useless but funny man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
