Why parents get grey hair?

[Nephissa]

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

 

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

 

The child whispered, "No."

 

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, is your mommy there?"

 

"Yes."

 

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

 

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

 

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,

 

"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

 

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

 

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

 

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

 

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

 

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

 

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

 

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME."

[Emerald]

This is silly,

1.where could this child possibly hide,

2.is he not answering the landline? :confused:

 

Conclusion > the parents are either blind or have peanuts for brains, if this is the case then my heart goes out to them... not much humour in this, there are many gaps to be filled.

 

All in all thank you bishaaro for trying to humour us.

[Nephissa]

Its just a joke for god's sake, no need to over analyze it.

 

It did make me laugh, especially at the end where the little voice giggles and says "ME." I could hear the voice in my head for it reminded me of my little nephew Zaki.

[Emerald]

Its just a joke for god's sake, no need to over analyze it.

"For God's sake" ...Bishaaro I am free to analyze and over analyze till my heart's content

 

I apologize if i offended you in the slightest, I can assure you that was not my intention I just didn't see how the above could be classified a 'joke', but seeing as it made you laugh I'll have to take your word for it

[hot_chocolata]

Emerald, you didn't find that joke funny? I thought it was so funny, and that little kid was just so cute!!!!!!!!

 

Thanx Bishaaro, I think i heard it before, but still really really entertaining.