BOB Posted April 1, 2005 A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a drunken man. the husband asks "I notice you have been watching that man for some time now, do you know him?" "Yes" she replies. "That is my ex-husband and he has been drinking like that since I left him two years ago". "that is remarkable" the husband replies "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long". Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted April 1, 2005 She married and had 13 children! Her husband died. She married again and had seven more children! Again, her husband died, again, she re-married and this time had five more children! Alas, she finally died. standing before her coffin, the preacher thanked the lord for this very loving woman and said "Lord, they are finally together" one mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" the friend replied "I think he means her knees". Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted April 2, 2005 I think he means her knees". Ouch! about time thou right? lol..that was funny.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
