Warrior of Light Posted February 27, 2005 Leaving Reasons !! This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of Pakistan. 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." 2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." 3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today 6. An incident of a leaveletter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. 8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. 10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave". 11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." hehehehehehehheheeh !!!!! > > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted February 27, 2005 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." very cuuuuuuuute Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted February 27, 2005 >>>>It is true that Pak's as they are called, do speak very crude form of English and pretend they know much while they know little of English... and they argue so much..no wonder they are called Pak..I at first thought of a cat.. with nine lives... Who is selling his wife...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salma Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by Warrior of Light: 6. An incident of a leaveletter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." fery fery funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
