POLISH DIVORCE

[checkmate]

> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his

> English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he

> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce

> for him - "very quick."

>

> The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the

> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

>

> LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

>

> POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

>

> LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

>

> POLE: "It made of concrete."

>

> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

>

> POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

>

> LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"

>

> POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

>

> LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

>

> POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

>

> LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

>

> POLE: "No, I always up before her."

>

> LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

>

> POLE: "No, she white."

>

> LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

>

> POLE: "She going to kill me."

>

> LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

>

> POLE: "I got proof.

>

> LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

>

> POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

> shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

 

 

asxantu

[RendezVous]

'Polish Remover'."

[Krupt33]

POLISH REMOVER!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[runawayvirgin]

loooooooooooooooooooool!! Classic!!

They should change it to Farax Remover next

[Conspiracy]

LOL@

> LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

>

> POLE: "No, she white."

[hot_chocolata]

Ohhhh, Thats a good one. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. You made me laugh out loud for sure!!!

[Fyr]

[Baluug]

very good joke LOL.Am i a nomad yet??