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Circus Magic

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A couple take their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks,"mom, what is that long thing on the elephant?"

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replies.

"no, mom. Down underneath."

His mother blushes and says, "oh, that;s's nothing."

Teh father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soom as she leaves, the boy tepeats his question.

"That's the elephant's trunk, son."

"dad, i know what an elephant's trunk is. the thing down there."

the father says, "oh, that's the elephant's penis."

"dad" the son asks, "how come when i asked mom, she said it was nothing?"

The man take a deep breath and explains, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

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