BLONDE'S DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS

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Couldnt help it. Gave me a laugh. All the blondies out there poleni. People can be so cruel.

 

 

BLONDE'S DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS

 

Anti-Body against everyone

 

Artery study of paintings

 

Bacteria back door to a cafeteria

 

Barium what to do when treatment fails

 

Bowel letters lik A E I O or U

 

Caesarean Section a district in Rome

 

Cardiology advanced study of poker playing

 

Cat Scan searching for ones lost kitty

 

Cauterize made eye contact with her

 

Colic sheep dog

 

Coma punctuation mark

 

Congenital friendly

 

D & C where Washington is

 

Dilate to live long

 

Enema not a friend

 

Fester quicker

 

Genes blue denim slacks

 

Genital non-Jewish

 

Hangnail coat hook

 

Hemorrhoid a male From outer space

 

Herpes what women do in the Ladies Room

 

Hormones what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid

 

Impotent distinguished, well known

 

Inpatient tired of waiting

 

Labor Pain hurt at work

 

Medical Staff a doctor's cane

 

Minor Operation coal digging

 

Morbid a higher bid

 

Nitrate cheaper than the Day Rate

 

Node was aware of

 

Organic organ repairman

 

Outpatient a person who has fainted

 

Paralyze two far-fetched stories

 

Pharmacist person who makes a living dealing in agriculture

 

Post-Operative a letter carrier

 

Protein in favor of young people

 

Recovery Room place to upholster furniture

 

Rectum what happened to the Corvette

 

Rheumatic amorous

 

Saline where you go on your boyfriend's boat

 

Secretion hiding something

 

Tablet a small table

 

Terminal Illness getting sick at the airport

 

Tibia country in North Africa

 

Tumor an extra pair

 

Urine opposite of You're Out

 

Varicose nearby

 

Vein conceited

 

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Tibia country in North Africa

.............is this Libya..

 

I thought all blondes resemble cats in one way or the other..cats are nice ...