runawayvirgin Posted February 2, 2005 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're ****** ." "In God we trust, all others are suspects." "you were not speeding? are you calling me a liar?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garyaqaan2 Posted February 2, 2005 you got this right " you were not speeding? are you calling me a liar?" runaway^virgin howe monay times did it hapen to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites