Keyz 1-8-7 Posted January 21, 2005 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted January 21, 2005 Why do I get the feeling that these "comebacks" were written by men? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 5, 2005 Doesnt know when to stop does he even when all the signs are obvious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
