MR ORGILAQE Posted January 19, 2005 Two Drunk Ladies (?) Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted January 21, 2005 The postmen and the Fire station men...the list continues This guys.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted January 23, 2005 Leaving Work Early Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house. The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!" Take Care Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted January 23, 2005 lool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamante Posted January 26, 2005 "Mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU * snorts out in laughter * loooool hahaha ....someone got a lot of explaining to do teehee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
