Jacaylbaro Posted January 5, 2005 LITTLE JOEY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Joey. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Joey says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the ! top and sucked the cone." To which Little Joey replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted January 6, 2005 Thanks. It was good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted January 11, 2005 badass kid... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strawberry_Xu Posted January 19, 2005 Was the teacher flirting with the kid? :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted January 20, 2005 ^^ i think so...someone should be send to the naughty corner, and it ain't little Joey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
