Bachelor Posted December 21, 2004 man was dying of Cancer. His son asked him, " Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? Father replied: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!" ******************************************* Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant. ******************************************** If Adam and Eve were Chinese: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites