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A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS

MOUTH.

 

A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE,"

 

HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

EMBARRASSED, THE

YOUNG

 

NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND

FEET".

 

HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?".

EVENTUALLY,

 

SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE

HAND

 

AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND

SAY'S,

 

"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!".

 

FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS

VERY

 

NICE BUT, ARE... MY...TEST...RESULTS...BACK".

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