Diamante Posted December 7, 2004 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a man that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. Flattered, the man replied, Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, aren't you having any? The woman replies, No. I think I'll just wait for the police. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 7, 2004 loooooooooool ,, she got him walaahi ,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamante Posted December 7, 2004 ^^ yeahh she did! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted December 8, 2004 looooool what a dumb *** looooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted December 9, 2004 ouch that must have hurt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golden Girl Posted December 10, 2004 poor Guy. Nice1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted December 11, 2004 ...Guyz..Try to put it islamically...we don't like stories That make drinking normal..we have a culture and religion @the same time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 11, 2004 It's just a joke and probably happens in the western countries that are not slamic countries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dawoco Posted December 14, 2004 salaams ppl, nice one diamante, some things are just meant to be, like love and drinking and driving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
