RendezVous Posted November 27, 2004 :eek: :eek: peace and amn't comin' near you... The last thing I wanted to hear is me Seeing you Dawoco...am praying... Do u have a personal problem with me twig.. :eek: Ibraaa will remain.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted November 27, 2004 And they say OG_moti is a women hater.... Cajiib.. Allah kariim Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted November 28, 2004 ^^^ looooool@Moti, haddey saas dhaheen wey ka toobad keeni doonaanee iska sug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted November 28, 2004 gatverdamme, wat een viezerik.... i wonder, does he get any sexual grstification posting these sort of lude and suggestive posts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 28, 2004 haye ,,, waad xanaaqdeen sow maaha,,,, Soo baxa, banaankaan isugu kiin saaraynaa ,, bal ha la fiirsho kiina adkaada Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamante Posted November 28, 2004 ^^ haye ina mari....bacaadka intaan kugu rifo, ayaan cowska ku cun siin lahaa....is keen saaxib...any time any place :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted November 28, 2004 ^^^^ loool@dhayman jaceylbaro, dhibkan dhan adaa ka danbeeya abbaa, haddaa sexiologist tahay dadka dhan saas maa ka dhigi rabtaana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted November 29, 2004 ~~~~~It is us...who posted this for all. If you ain't satisfied..you may as well go for babysitting...business We need it. Ibraaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 29, 2004 Ok,,, waa loo baahan yahay,,,, caawa at 3:00 after midnight iyo bacaadka weyn ee magaalada ka dambeeya ha la isugu yimaado,, ha la arko markaas cidda raysa ! ! ! Aniga Nuune igu dhaafa . . . hadaan ciidda cunsiin waayo waydun arki doontaan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted January 13, 2005 EEEEEhhh i thought this was the joke section why the serious faces around here :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Passion_4_Fashion Posted January 13, 2005 nasty minded individuals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 15, 2005 What ?? ! ! What did u say J_cambo ?? :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by The Rendezvous: [QB] Making Love to a Woman 1.MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. 2.LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. 3.HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. 4.PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. 5.WASHING A CAR Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. 6.BEING IN THERAPY And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. 7.BEING IN A CRASH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. 8.GOING FISHING Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. ------------------------------------------------- Ati Who said KENYANMALIS are the best in BED ------------------------------------------------- How about making love to a handsome man? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
