Bachelor Posted November 18, 2004 You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, or you can get married and wish you were dead. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At a party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, "Yes I am; I married the wrong man. ------------------------------------------------- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:"Wife Wanted".The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine. -------------------------------------------------- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. -------------------------------------------------- A man is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. ----------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does; it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ----------------------------------------------------- Young son: "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, Son." ---------------------------------------------------- Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was 'til I got married; and by then it was too late. ------------------------------------------------------ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ------------------------------------------------------ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ------------------------------------------------------ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ------------------------------------------------------ First Guy: "My wife's an angel." Second Guy: "You're lucky; mine's still alive." ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
