Bachelor Posted November 16, 2004 Teacher: Why are you late? Don: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Don: The one that says, "School Ahead. Go Slow." * * * Teacher: Can anybody give me an example of coincidence? Maria: My mother and father got married on the same day at the same time. Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Dad: No. Why do you ask? Son: Where did you get mummy then? * * * Teacher: Juan, how do you spell "crocodile"? Juan: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No, that's wrong. Juan: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! * * * Teacher: Tomas, why do you always get so dirty? Tomas: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are. * * * Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing. One is green and the other is blue! Luis: Yes. It's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. * * * Teacher: Miko, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Miko: No, teacher, it's the same dog! * * * Teacher: Maria, why are you doing your math multiplication exercises on the floor? Maria: You told me to do them without using tables! * * * Teacher: Juan, go to the map and find the Philippines. Juan: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered the Philippines? Class: Juan! * * * Fely: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write? Fely: Your name on this report card. * * * Teacher: How do you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don't bite any. * * * Teacher: Elena, give me a sentence starting with "I." Elena: I is... Teacher: No, Elena. Always say, "I am." Elena: "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * * * Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Sarah: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: What are you talking about? Sarah: Yesterday, you said it's H to O. * * * Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. Willy: Me! * * * Teacher: Now Sammy, tell me honestly, do you say your prayers before eating? Sammy: No, Sir. I don't have to. My mom is a good cook. * * * Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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