California Drive Exam:

[Wiilo]

California Drive Exam:

 

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.

 

Here it is below:

 

GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

 

Name:______________ Stage name: ________________

Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________

 

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both

 

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

 

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.

If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________

 

Please check hair color:

Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

 

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that

apply)

[ ] Eating

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Talking on the phone

[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

 

Please indicate how many times:

a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____

b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____

 

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

a) Call the police to report the crime

b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase

c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through

d) Call your therapist

e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

 

In the event of an earthquake, should you:

a) stop your car

b) keep driving and hope for the best

c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones

d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

 

In the instance of rain, you should:

a) decelerate by 5 mph

b) drive twice as fast as usual

c) you're not sure what "rain" is

 

Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

a) Prozac

b) Zovirax

c) Lithium

d) Zanax

e) Valium

f) Zoloft

If none, please explain: __________________.

 

Length of daily commute:

a) 1 hour

b) 2 hours

c) 3 hours

d) 4 hours or more

 

When stopped by police, should you:

a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway

c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.

 

Go figure

[Jabarjaan]

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

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kkkkkk that made me laugh si aan caadi ahheeen

[Wiilo]

it only happens in California

[Abid Abass]

[x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

 

that is sum funny s--- man