Mr Bear and Mr. Rabbit

[Faheema.]

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while

walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often

meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them

that they could have 3 wishes each.

 

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were

females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while,

wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his

head.

 

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second

wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females

as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.Rabbit then wished for a

motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started

revving the engine.

 

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two

wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made

his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well,

leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had

been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit

revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear

was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.

 

Mean Mean Mr. Rabbit

[RendezVous]

....Amazing