ISHWAAQ Posted November 2, 2004 The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Dick Cheney Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted November 2, 2004 LooooooooooooL....let me add these two to the list The Somaliland Virus- wants to be a software with the intention of functiong on it's own. The Abdillaahi Yussuf Virus- wants to install new softwares from other computers WITH-OUT the consent of it's administrators. asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 2, 2004 looooooooooooooool Shoobaro . . . waryaa taas waa run . . . keep posting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
