You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

[Wiilo]

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

 

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

 

You sleep with your eyes open.

 

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

 

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

 

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

 

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

 

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

 

You chew on other people's fingernails.

 

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

 

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

 

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

 

You can jump-start your car without cables.

 

You don't sweat, you percolate.

 

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

 

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

 

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

 

People get dizzy just watching you.

 

Instant coffee takes too long.

 

You channel surf faster without a remote.

 

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

 

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

 

You short out motion detectors.

 

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

 

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

 

You help your dog chase its tail.

 

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

 

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

 

You ski uphill.

 

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

 

You answer the door before people knock.

 

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

Thanks God . . . I'm healthy

[Wiilo]

R u sure about ur healthy Looooooooool

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

yeah i'm sure . . . . for me coffee and water are same . . . . . . what about u ??

[Wiilo]

coffee r u kidding me, waa lagu duqoobaa aa layi then waan kacabsaday...........Lol

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooool

 

Inaan duqowno waa iska fiicnaan lahayd . . . laakiin markaan helo si fiican baan u cabaa hadii aan waayana NO CHANGE ..... xataa aniga oo sii seexanaya baa laga yaabaa inan cabo markaasaaban si fiican u seexdaa.

 

I'm serious walaahi

[Wiilo]

Well, dadka isku mid ma'ahan, dad buu hurda la'aan ku ridaa, dadna kalama jecla oo hurdadooda wax is badal ah kuma sameeyo. Marka u might be one of those ppl brotha.........Lol

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

Yeah ,,, u r right i'm one of those ppl. Weliba aniga hurdo dheeraad ah baan ka sii qaadaaba.

 

Loooooool

 

Adiga laakin iska ilaali yaad ku duqoobine

[Wiilo]

Walaal Jecaylbaro, aniga maba cabo Coffee, waan necbahay ilaahay amarkiis, balse shaax ii sheeg, kaa la'aantiis ma joogirkaro, waan inaan cabaa ugu yaraan 4-5 koob shaax ah a day........Waa sharci.........Lol

 

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooooooooooooool . . . walaahi waa runtaa,,, shaah la'aan yaa noolaan kara ...

 

Laakiin walaaleey aniga 4 - 5 ta koob ee aad sheegayso per day aniga per hour baan ku cabbaa. Totalka maalintii inta aan cabbo 10 way ka badan yihiin, weliba very concentrated ah.

 

Ohhhhh,,,, iga dhaaf soonka yuu iga jabine waanba dhareeriyee

[Wiilo]

Well, ur right, shaax la'aantiis nolol majirto. Lol

 

Walaal i like the signature........Lol if u don't mind me asking, is that a song, Gabay, or Geeraar. Waan maqley, balse waxaan garaneyn wuxuu ahaa.

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

Thanks,,,

 

Walaal signature ka waa GABAY waxa tiriyay Abwaan Gaarriye (if u heard about him) laakiin waa gabay cusub mana filayo inaad hore u maqashay waayo hadda two weeks ago buu tiriyay.

[Wiilo]

Ok,

 

Abwaan Gaarriye waan maqlay. Anywayz i like the Garabka, good.........Lol

 

Go figure

[Jacaylbaro]

What do u mean about the Garabka ???

 

U mean Gabayga or something ???

[Wiilo]

Sorry i meant Gabayga walaalkiis....Lol