Wiilo Posted October 31, 2004 FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311? FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts. FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football. FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice. FLORIDA: We put the "duh" in Florida. FLORIDA: This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us! FLORIDA: Once is never enough! FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes! FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think. FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count. FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded! FLORIDA: Don't count on us! FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad. FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever! Go figure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
