Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 29, 2004 Hey just got done with 2exam and just fell like crakin some ppl. "What is the best way to circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw" "What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan" "What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto." "What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong" "How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****** is still trying to back out of your driveway." "What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move? 'Drop it, nigger.'" "What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs? Trustworthy" "What is hard and long on black people? Third grade" "Why shouldn't you run over a black guys bike? Because it might be yours!" "What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix" "Why do racists carry chainsaws? Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga" "How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted October 30, 2004 "What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong" HAHAHAHAHA. Damn M.Q you had me laughing out loud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiilo Posted October 31, 2004 College Athletes Exam: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES Time Limit: 3 WEEKS 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ____ (a) build a bridge ____ (b) sail the ocean ____ © lead an army or ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) ____ (a) Jewish ____ (b) Catholic ____ © Hindu ____ (d) Polish ____ (e) Agnostic 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in America's far north called? ____ (a) Westerners ____ (b) Southerners ____ © Northerners 9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton Bush: __________________________ Carter: __________________________ Clinton: __________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? ____ (a) Macy's ____ (b) Kmart ____ © Canada ____ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ____ (a) yes ____ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? ____ (a) New York ____ (b) Florida ____ © Canada ____ (d) Wisconsin 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? ____ (a) B.C ____ (b) A.D. Signed _______________________ Go figure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
