RendezVous Posted October 25, 2004 An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who Was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: " your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I Can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?". At this point, the father, who had remined silent, places a hand firmly On the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted October 25, 2004 oNlY FoR MaBeStEEEE..... Wengine wakasorore kwengine.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 25, 2004 LOL that was a good father... if it was a somali father he knows better not coming to the house by him self. The Rendezvous w/c to the site. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted October 30, 2004 you are so nice Mombasa Queen...I think you did the right way to welcome me to this site.. Thanks...you are one of my mabeste.. Ibraheeem's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bess. Posted October 30, 2004 a great father...all fathers should be so concerned about thier daughters futures..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 30, 2004 ^^^LOL right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted October 31, 2004 Lol am preparing to pay one day... pretty soon...audhu billahhhhhhhhhh Ibraheem's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted November 1, 2004 ^^^hiyo mastori za Mathare ndio unawatilia ma manzi eh-ndo mana we ni msahili ati feraari..na unahang kwa ma3 za eastleight-eh salaale..yesu ni mluhya kweli...mola akusaidie kama ungekuwa mkimbizi But I have to say..the father is one smart son of a gun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted November 1, 2004 Hi n Raula m sure you aren't talking to me... Let the audience have their say... We are the OLd sChOoL isich WOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: Ibraaheeeeem's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted November 11, 2004 I am paying now... Ibraheem's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted December 18, 2004 >>>>>>This fuluus business is real western.. how many MEN are ready to part with kitu kidogo in a business like this... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted December 20, 2004 very funny,,lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
