Warrior of Light Posted October 22, 2004 Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh1t? Disclaimer: This is just joke! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 22, 2004 ^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted October 22, 2004 LoooooooooooooooooooL, . I Guess not all Blondes are from Cabbage to Garbage after all huh? Nice 1 SisSade. Peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted October 22, 2004 looooooool great joke! I knew this joke would be promisingly different, when you said... "The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly..." The fact that she's actually reading is a good sign, don't you think??! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted October 22, 2004 Glad you liked it. Well, we have a smart blonde for once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
