Jacaylbaro Posted October 11, 2004 The Italian who came to England (Must be read with Italian accent.) One day imma gonna to England to bigga hotel. Inna morning i’mma go down to breakfast. I tella waitress I want two pisses of toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella I want two piss. She say go to toilet! I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bi*ch. I dont know the lady, and she call me sonna ma bi*ch! Later I go to bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me spoon and knife, but no fock. I say I wanna fock. She say everybody wanna fock. I say you no understand, I wanna fock onna table. She say you better not fock onna table you sonna ma bi*ch! I go back to hotel, and no shits onna ma bed. I call manager and tell him I wanna shit, he say go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shits onna bed. He say you betta not shit onna bed you sonna ma bi*ch! I go to checkout, the man say to me “Peace on youâ€. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bi*ch, imma gonna back to italy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiilo Posted October 12, 2004 what about the italians who wanted to spell mississippi? two italians were on a bus and when one of them asked the other how do you spell Mississipi. The other one replied: issa very easy. Emma comes first then I comes, then two asses(esses) come together, I come again, two asses come together again, I, pee twice, then I come once more. The lady next: you filthy mouthed ****** , shameless savages, keep your private doings to yourself. Go figure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
