ISHWAAQ Posted September 15, 2004 The dying penny pincher told his doc. Lawyer, and pastor, “I have $90,000 under my mattress. So at my funeral I want each of you to toss an envelope with $30,000 in to my grave.†And after telling this, he DIED. >>At his funeral, the pastor tossed an envelope with $20,000, and said I need the other 10,000 for my new church, >>Then the doctor admitted I needed $20,000 for new equipment, at the hospital, so I only had $10,000 in the envelope. >>†Gentlemen, I’m shocked that you would blatantly ignore this man’s final wish,†said the lawyer. “I threw in my personal check for the full amount.†:cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
