Mombasa_QUEEN Posted September 15, 2004 i just loves jokes A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a ****** thing to say!'' ''That's a ****** thing to ask!'' i hope ya enjoy it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamante Posted October 10, 2004 loool..like DOOH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tamam Posted October 10, 2004 would love to laugh along but having hard time to figure what those 6 starts stand for ruu7 allah yekhalliik Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomen nescio Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by tamam: would love to laugh along but having hard time to figure what those 6 starts stand for ruu7 allah yekhalliik it stands for ****** you get it ****** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiilo Posted October 13, 2004 Oops: Go figure: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted October 19, 2004 Hiyo si ni Tapia mbaya Jamani?LoooooooooooooL. huyo ni simeji gani sasa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 19, 2004 LOL ilcapo huyo ni msenge waa mtani... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by Mombasa_QUEEN: LOL ilcapo huyo ni msenge waa mtani... LooooooooooooooooL@Msenge Wa Mtani, . Wacha ni Kwambiye story moja lakini usi cheke sawa? A lady friend asked me recently "Why do men like Women jokes? and I said "It's the only thing about women that we (Men) can easily understand and every woman could relate to because all you have to do is laugh,then I told her about this incident which happened to somebody I know. Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to Hell and I came home. Peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 22, 2004 oooooooooooooooooooo et hell salala. hata hana huruma. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted October 22, 2004 ^^^^ i second that. Supposed to be a peaceful haven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted October 22, 2004 Si Nime Kwambiya Usi Cheke? :mad: . Salaala Muhammad,Huruma Gani Tena? he told her the truth . SisSade, Karibu, Kunywa Chai, How are the Neigbours? i am going to Isiolo next week Insha Allah to buy Mbuzi then i will go to Mombasa to see Bibi wangu then come back to Garissa to my other wife and children. Peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted October 22, 2004 Ilcapo asante kaka, Majarani wametulia kama maji ya mtungi.Salam zako. Mabruk yako, Mzee mambo yako siyawezi! Nisalimie ndugu zangu huko na watoto. Chai , did I hear chai??? Nakaribia lakini kwa condition(the swahili word ended up with stars dont know why does it have another meaning in somali? shArt1) moja: Ni ya tangawizi(sturungi) au ya mziwa na khawashi? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted October 25, 2004 SisSade: ati ya Mziwa na Khawashi:confused: .lol Tangawizi gani hiyo tena? Tangawizi lazima ikue Strungi, watoto wazima wote na mama yao ana pika mchele ya ki somali style, kavu ya'ni , nikupakuliye kidogo ama ume funga? mandugu zako wote wazima na watu wa Garissa wote wako poa tunashukuru Myezi Mungu. uta rudi nyumbani nini? tume kumiss sana. Kwaheri. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted October 25, 2004 IL capo kama unaenda nyumbani hebu kanuse hewa alafu tuambiye inanuka vipi...halafu tuletea orbit na biggee na usisahau bolgum lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted October 26, 2004 nani asema chai ya tangawizi, na heliki je, ayaayaya..nawambie Iam salivating now(you can see that kiswahili changu inapotea..salaala). SisSade na Mombasa Queen-huyu sheikh wa GARISSA (mzee IL_CAPO)ni kibogoyo na kazi yaki ni kuchincha mbuzi au kondoo wakati wa MAULIDI loooooool. Asiwatongoze wanangu..mdomo tamu huyu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
