ISHWAAQ Posted September 3, 2004 > >*Nobody has invitations...only maps. > >*The bride orders the invitations 3 months in advance and forget about the mailman she will delivery them. > Then tells them†No DIRAC and NO MAAMOOYIN†LOL > >*An average of 12 people attend per invitation. > >*Somalis NEVER RSVP > >*The groom works an overtime to paid for the dinner, but no one goes to the reception to eat cause the dinner is served at 9:00pm. > >*It is 1:00 am ...and the reception has NOT started yet. > >*All the guys are standing against wall :cool: and all the ladies are on the dancing floor shaking what their MOM give them like crazy. > >*The DJ start playing the same “Old School†songs that he played last wedding and EVERYONE hit the floor. > >*The warring END at 3:00 am but EVERYONE is still there. >>*Finally the police come and send “Everyone home†included the “Groom and the Bride†>>*For the bride and the groom the wedding ends at 3:00 am but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the bride’s house, >>*And for the rest of the “invited and uninvited guess it ends at 6 am at “IHOP†International House Of Pancake. IF YOU LUCKY YOU GET A NUMBER!!!!!! IN NOT YOUR FRIEND GETS IT.LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salma Posted September 5, 2004 LOOOOL Somali also never read the last line in the Wedding Card "The House is da best place for your Children". *An average of 12 people attend per invitation. LOOL yah u know why, coz one somali family receive one card for the whole family. Means, the Parents and their kidoos, but the mother wanna bring her friends, the fatha brings his friends, the kidos bring their all friends, if they have a maid, she wanna bring her friends. LOOOL And here in UAE, al7amdulelah we stopped the Mixed Marriages. A seperate party for the boyz, and a seperate one for the girlz, except those who wanna do mix marriages its upto them. Earlier when the wedding parties were mixed, the party used to end with a big fight, and no body know what happened :confused: And our Zorba Dancing is just great, everybody will enter the dancing circle to dance the Traditional Somali. Specially when the old people say: "ciyaaar Somali, Ciyaar Somali" Somali ppl are funny wallahi, and I do really love them Thanx Ishwaaq Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted September 15, 2004 lol iswaq i bet u from MN/mpls lol thats how it all goes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
