ISHWAAQ Posted August 21, 2004 Shrub Goes For A Jog > >George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he >tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. > >Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were >fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the >kids whatever they wanted. > >The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, >"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." > >The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." >George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" > >The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and >stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, >"But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after >my Mom finds out I saved your *** from drowning!" > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted August 21, 2004 looooooooool....god, I can relate to that kid!! ciao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salma Posted August 22, 2004 LOOL, funny 1 Thanx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
