MASTERCARD AD

[Sincere]

This is a true story (supposedly) about a recent wedding that took place at

Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno

mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

 

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a

microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone

for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He

especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his

new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

 

 

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone

a special gift just ! from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's

chair, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

 

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

 

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a

private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching

the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man

and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

 

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He

had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people

would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the

affair, this ! guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

 

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300

guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best

man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has

balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"

commercial out of this?

 

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends.....$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...............$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui............$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man .............. PRICELESS.

There are some things money can't! buy, for everything else there's MasterCard!

[raula]

I sure like the MC ads, but sure this tops it all! He sure got BALLZ the size of an african drum Bravo!

[ferocious]

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