20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

[Sincere]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,

ask if they want fries with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

 

5. Put decafe in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.

Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write

"For sexual favors"

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

 

8. Dont use any punctuation

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. Ask people what sex they are.Laugh hysterically after they answer.

 

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

 

12 . Sing along at the opera.

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems

don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you

can't attend their party because you're not in the

mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

 

17. When the money comes out the ATM,scream "I won!, I won!"

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

 

19. Tell your children over dinner,

"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

[SCORPION_SISTA]

loooooooooooooooool good ones...i should start this possibly at 30 yrs old right!!

[Reality Check]

I'm at work, and people are looking at me cuz I'm laughing so hard at 15, 18, 19.

[checkmate]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

 

asxantu