I AM NOT JOKING SO STOP LAUGHING.

[IL CAPO]

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a Black baby?

they named him SUM TING WONG.

 

 

Why do men pass gas more than women do?

because women would not shut up long enough to build up pressure.

 

Why did Cambaro throw the butter out of the window?

because she wanted to see a Butterfly.

 

How did Cambaro try to kill the bird?

She threw it off the cliff.

 

Ciise:You Know Cambaro our Son got his brains from me?

Cambaro:I think he did,because i still got mine with me.

 

How did Cambaro die drinking Milk?

because the Cow sat on her face.

[IL CAPO]

a Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,a man never worries about the future until the day he gets a wife.

 

My neighbour's wife ran after the garbage truck yelling...am i too late for the Garbage? the driver replied "No Jump in"!

 

Why do Farts stink?

because the deaf people can enjoy them too.

 

Why do Cambaros have more fun than Xalimos? they are easier to amuse.

 

How can you tell if your Girldfriend is a fan of bedroom sport?stick your hands down her pants and it will feel like you are feeding a horse.

[IL CAPO]

Why do Cambaros like lightning?

because they think someone is taking their picture.

 

Why did Cambaro try to jack the Police car?she saw

911 on the rear and she thought it was a Porsche.

 

Why do Cambaros have TGIF on their new Dirac?

TITS GO IN FRONT.

 

any Cambaro out there thinking the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming little too high.

 

How do you make a Cambaro and Xalimo remain faithful to you? let me know the day you find one.

[IL CAPO]

What is the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws? the Outlaws are Wanted.

 

What do you call a woman who knows where her Husband is everynight? A Widow.

 

The Three fastest means of Communication:

Telephone,Television and Tell-a-Woman.

[Som@li]

lol,man u got issues with women!

[IL CAPO]

Farxan,

 

I am in LOVE with a Woman,my Mom was a Woman and I got sisters and Aunts plus a Granny so the only issue i got with them is called LOVE...can you blame me for that?i hope not.

[nuune]

we would rather die without women

[IL CAPO]

Why does a Tiger have stripes? so it wont be spotted.

 

My Boss bought a BMW because he wanted a car he could spell.

 

In a Blackout,a Polish Man was stuck on an escelator for two hours.I asked him "Why didn't you walk down?" he said "Because i was going Up!"

 

Howmany Blind people does it take to change a light bulb?depends wether the switch is ON or OFF.

 

Everyone has a Photographic memory but unfortunately some don't have a film.

[IL CAPO]

What is a man's idea of helping with the house work?lifting his legs up so that his wife can vacuum.

 

Man:Doctor,Doctor,Doctor..you have to help me...i just can't stop my hands shaking.

Doctor:do you drink a lot?

Man:I wish...i keep spilling most of my drink because my hands wouldn't stop shaking.

 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve months telling them to sit down and shut up.

[IL CAPO]

Why is the police nicknamed the "Heart" of the country? it beats and beats and beats.

 

When a man talks nasty to a woman they say it is Sexual harassment but when a woman talks nasty to a man they say it is romantic :eek:

 

How did Cambaro wreck the helicopter? she got cold and turned off the fan.

 

if you jogged backwards would you gain a weight?

[Fyr]

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