Parrot talk!

[Som@li]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

 

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

 

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intended to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

 

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

[Pucca]

LOOOOOOOL...THE POOR THING SAW THE DEAD CHICKEN AND THOUGHT BETTER BOUT ITS WAYS!!! LOL

[Som@li]

lol, yes that is right,,Ecstasy,u r good,, i sent this joke to some of friends,,adn it took thm a while to figure out.

[Jaabir]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

[ferocious]

funny as hell....looooooooooooooool

[Warrior of Light]

wise parrot, made a good decision. That was funny.

[Fyr]