shida ya matatu ni furaha ya mabaya

[raula]

^^^^salaaalaaa...hiyo JK ni noma sana walaahi nakwambia walaahi nimepasuka ile mbaya. VIKING-loooooool zako ni hatari bin danger man..I guess we visit the same sites..hizo jokes zote nimeona kwa Kenyaniyetu site- I guess they get it from the same people.

 

Lakini nimependelea hii: Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati tu! hii hao ni noma ...looooool yaani nime picture MENDE zinatema mate ..loooooool hii ni NOMA.

 

Thx VIKING. Ramadan Mubarak!

[IL CAPO]

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL!

Haki ya mungu ume ni Umiza ma Ribs...

Alikua Jaluo Nini ama Giriama? .

Raula..wewe ni Joker kubwa..unge jaribu Vioja Mahakamani now that Sergeant Waryaa ame fariki

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

Hey

 

salala vikings haki umeniumiza mabavuu...zile nimedhani ni funni ni....Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha

footprint za blak kwa makaa.

Nyanyako mzee mpaka chawa za nywele yake hutembea na bakora

Budako ni fala, aliingia disco akasema "nani huyo anacheza na stima".

we mjinga mpaka ulifail blood test.

Wewe ni mblack mpaka mosquito ikitaka

kukuuma lazima itumie torch.

 

hey vikings umezitowa wapi hizi gowa?

[Warrior of Light]

I say mabezo hayo makali Salala duh. Asanteni

Here is sometin to ponder about. ndo hali za nyumbani.....FACT OR URBAN LEGEND?

 

There was this case in Kenyatta National Hospital Intensive Care ward

where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at

11a.m.regardless of their medical condition.

 

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something

to do with the supernatural no one could solve the mystery..... as to

Why the death at 11AM?

 

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decide to go down

to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

 

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors

and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what

the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,

prayer, books and their objects to ward off the evil........

 

 

Just when the clock struck 11......

Mukhobero Wepumbolo, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and

unplugged the life support system so that he could use the socket for

the vacuum cleaner.

 

If you think education is expensive try ignorance.

 

Funga Njema!

[raula]

salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaa....gai wakwega huyu janitor ana mambo..looooooooool..ye shida yake ni PESA/nyiado/cheddar/chapaa/Deniro tu au nini..looooool..he must his roots in KIKUYU Walaahi PESA imesumbua watu wengi-including my poor overworked CRANIUM (remember the popular song-MALAIKA)-Iam scared of developing DEMENTIA kama bado mdogo )

 

SisSade, kama hii ingekuwa quiz-ningesema its becoz of DEVIL-WORSHIPPERS (like in PANGO-PANGANI GIRLS) looooooooooooool-kenya ilikuwa NOMA.

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

Jamani huyo fanyekazi hata hana huruma mmmmh sisade asante for that funny joke.

[Warrior of Light]

Haya asanteni. Nawapa another brain teaser kutoka home.

 

Checkmate!!!

 

Mwangi comes up to the Kenyan border on his bicycle. He has two large

bags over his shoulders.

 

The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

 

"Sand" answered Mwangi. The guard says, "We'll just see about that.

Get off the bike."

 

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and

finds nothing in them but sand.

 

He detains Mwangi overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to

discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

 

The guard releases Mwangi, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them

onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

 

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you

got?"

 

"Sand" says Mwangi. The guard does his thorough examination and

discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.

 

He gives the sand back to Mwangi, and Mwangi crosses the border on his

bicycle.

 

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

 

Finally, Mwangi doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a

cafe in Nairobi.

 

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.

It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep ... Just

between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

 

Mwangi sips his drink and says, "Bicycles."

[raula]

^^^lool..nilikuwa nangojea aseme "MIRUNGI/VEVE/MIRAA" thx though SisSade.

[Warrior of Light]

^^^Huyo Mchagaa mjanja kweli.Mwangi kaniacha kwenye mataa I though maybe something he concealed underneath his clothes or something.

Dada karibu They never end to surprise us

[raula]

^^^kweli kabisa dada..nakwambia wakikuyu wanaweza kusmuggle kuku without creating a scene and no one will notice-they have perfected BIASHARA

[Viking]

Mwangi ni noma!

[raula]

^^^nilifikiri MWANGI ni nickname yako

[raula]

VIKING kama umejam, jipake BLUE-BAND (unakumbuka hii chizi mchongwano )

[Viking]

lol raula, naikubuka. Irikuwa ina shekesha mutu akikasirika arafu aabiwe hifyo. Saraara, mi nikinjam, heee heh! Nina mbru-mband pia!

 

 

By the way, I saw this funny story from coast...

 

Mr Mwinyi Wanje (right) displaying the vicious dead cat. It attacked him in Miritini, Mombasa, leaving shocked residents speculating it may have come from the spirit world. The victim was returning home from night prayers to mark the month of Ramadhan. He said he found the wild cat in his path and without warning, it jumped on his manhood, tearing him with claws and teeth. “I fought it off frantically, but it was set on biting my private parts. Luckily, I managed to get hold of its head and tear it away, but it went for my hands, scratching and biting,†he said. Wanje severed the cat’s head with a knife.

 

[raula]

^^^now tha's a criteria for MCHINJAJI when you can just rip-off a head like that...but I hope "Mwangi JUNIOR" :eek: :rolleyes: is still INTACT ..looooooooool..ati it went straight for my "MCDEE BAG"..tha' kanyama..panya..or wateva it was..lazima ameoneshwa VITUKO MOB SANA