RendezVous Posted August 25, 2005 Originally posted by raula: Ok Flip manze sare basi jo..umemmalizia beste kabisa..na ni chali mmoja poa kabisa..so walalo tuheshimiane basi. Waazi beste lakini jo baado anataka kufanyiwafanyiwa.. [/QB]And by the way..Rende..naona umefungua agency moja QATARI SANA ...ma manzi wamekudendea jo...sasa bro...si nzuri ufikishe riziki kwa ma bros wengine? ...ama Nilifikiri you are also affiliated research consultant in our AJENSEE..kwani hauko..I got so many pm's mpaka nashindwa kujua Mabeste wangu ..'kwani wameishia wapi...? [/QB]Vikes-Esir ni mambo yote peleka mos mos basi [/QB] [/QB]Yaani nimekuwa busy sana mpaka my leisure time ya kuchapa (Taarab, bongoflava etc)..even Daudi kabaka .. even akina KATITU...I dont have it anymore..walaahi life after CHUO ni boring kabisa.[/QB] Masal Kheri Lolz@kinanda...and Katitu... Holla!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted August 26, 2005 kufanyiwafanyiwa.. :confused: .....ahem, caagti joogsan weytha marbe ceeb laakulantaa!.I am still patient with someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted August 26, 2005 ^^^Mandhow baal dar ilaahey iskaga dhaaf. Yaani pia mie nimechanganyikiwa. Sifahamu RENDE na kisirani zake. Rende walalo this is not a tit-for-tat kinda thing...kijana amekuwa patient nawe sana lakini u seem to go on and on..walaalo plz tahadhari na matusi au maneno tusiyo fahamu. Personally, "KUFANYIWAFANYIWA" would totally mean god knows what to me. Rende-from your sis(RAULA ) wacha kuchogoa ndugu-just let it go. STOIC, you been a patient person...on behalf of RENDE na wenziwe wetu..TUSAMEHEYANE OK RENDE pls usipost anything else kuhusu kitindo huu..plz Ma'salaama na kila la heri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted August 27, 2005 am over with the show.. Now tukirudi kwa Jokes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted August 27, 2005 Little Ramu came home from school one day slightly confused. His father was a Baniya and his mother was a native of Kenya. So Ramu says, "Mum, am I more Baniya or more of a African?" "What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Ramu's father gets home from work and Ramu asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Baniya or more of a African?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Baniya or more of a African?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad. A boy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for 50 bucks. I don't know whether to talk him down to 25, or wait till it's dark and just steal the ****** thing!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted September 1, 2005 this joke only confirms that most ppl here in this site are good ole flight 13!! nice to know!! :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted September 2, 2005 ^^^and we are proud of it Basi back to mchongwanos-from kenyaniyetu. TRUST KYUKS TO NAME BARS LIKE THIS..... Ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant. munyaka bar and restaurant. tukundanire bar and restaurant wenda gikeno bar and restaurant Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant. Mungiki Bar and Restaurant Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini KÃragita kÃruithio Bar & Restaurant. Sina tabu bar and hideout. Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant Kurara Lodge Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge Ninyuo ninyuo bar restaurant and Lodge Dynamo cia Makeri Pub Athamaki A Kabati Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest Mucene Bar & Rest Magomano Bar & Rest Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant: Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant: Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant Kuhuura kanua bar & restaurant Gukena bar and restaurant Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant kuda-kuda bar and restaurant Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant Moi dagacoka Bar and Restaurant Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant. Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant. Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant. Tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant. Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant. Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant. MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant. Rigika bar and restaurant. Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant AND THE WINNER... GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar and Restaurant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted September 2, 2005 Hiya is a KAO alphabet-from mchonguanos. THE KIKAMBA ALPHABET If you are a kao...i ain hating but you are really interesting people! 1. A FOR HUNDERWEAR(Underwear) 2. B FOR Mbushit(Bullshit) 3. C FOR CEENAKI(Snake) 4. D FOR NDAMBILIU(W) 5. E FOR HEATING(Eating) 6. F FOR FANJINA(Vagina) 7. G FOR NGONJIAS(Gorgeous) 8. H FOR ONI(Horny) 9. I FOR ICCUPS(Hiccups) 10. J FOR NJUIS(Juice) 11. K FOR KINO 12. L FOR LEMBO(Label) 13. M FOR MBULO(Bro) 14. N FOR NGILINI(Green) 15. O FOR HOMBIT(Orbit) 16. P FOR FACKING(Parking) 17. Q FOR KWININE(Quinine) 18. R FOR LAIS(Rice) 19. S FOR SONJA(Soldier) 20. T FOR TOMU(Tom) 21. U FOR YULINO(Urinal) 22. V FOR FENGETEMBOS(Vegetables) 23. W FOR SII "D"(See D) 24. X FOR ENZEL(Excel) 25. Y FOR WHAE(Why) 26. Z FOR NZEKISI(Sexy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted September 3, 2005 Kambas are unique..I remember my days working in Machakos(Kenya Commercial Bank)..The people are good and warm.Always very peaceful and welcoming..Their ladies are ....seductive and If you are not THE ONE...you will be taken.. F and P are just Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted September 3, 2005 Why is George Bush calling Hurricane at New Orleans a 'Terrorist activity'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking Posted September 3, 2005 LOOOOL@ Raula, The names of the bars were just too hilarious even with my very very broken kikuyu! The alphabets were hilarious too... 11. K FOR KINO Do you know what kino means? Lol, I saw this word written on many places when I was in Germany and I didn't know what it meant, later learnt that it was 'movies theatre'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted September 4, 2005 ^^glad mmeburudika. mie najiburudisha na Taarab from Mwambao.com Mda mrefu sijasikiza nawatarajia mema nyote Ma'salaama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted September 4, 2005 Besteee nisorore niko http://www.simplysomali.com .... SOL inabore jo... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking Posted September 4, 2005 Flip, Naona watu wengine kutoka hapa wako kule pia, ni site ya nani hiyo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted September 4, 2005 KKK, Raula nice to see you back, bibi wa mabibi Viking, ah hao jamaa tu, mambo yote ni sisi kwa sisi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
