shida ya matatu ni furaha ya mabaya

[Viking]

Red Corna clip featuring among others...Brigadier Early ambaye ni Msomali wa Kenya, anajua kuongea na makauzi...

[RendezVous]

oh Thanks

[raula]

the imitation of spit..is classic jamani...Ngai fafa...

 

ati unashona tissue paper woi woi..

 

kibera unabeba mavuli..hehehehehe...due to ...ati siwezi kusema..

 

nakwabia Ngo..siamini...hehehehehehehe..bi wanjiku ni deadly

 

ATM-another terrible mistake..lol

 

scholastica...who used to have a chest like plateau..(la xawla )....skin iko smooth unafikiri anaogelea maziwa iko na glycerine and olive oil....

 

huku ni kwa watu wa korokocho...loooooooool..

 

lakini walahi..when pseudo LUCY KIBAKI speaks....loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool....and w/the signature...Ooh yeaayah

vile anasema..ama nimeongea before uonge..looool...pale pale..huko huko...

 

noma sana..VIKINGS..shukran kijana..nimeburudika sana.

[Abyan]

A relative of mine came from kenya, na vile ana ku chongowa, ali sema ati

 

We uko black , uki pita makaa, makaa anaimba "we are family, i got my sisters na brother wit me."lol

 

 

Mbwa wako mkora, mdem akim pita, ana imba

" whose that girl, na nanana ."

[Malika]

^^Lol, I love the kenyan swahili..Lol

[raula]

lol@sulekha na hiyo ni Maendeleo.

 

A friend of mine was telling me..A somali guy got caught doing an illegal turn here in Minneapolis..forgot that cops were tailing his behind..they just blickered on him right then..well he turned and was stopped. Then the officer approached his window and as usual the standards "Sir, can i see your licence and insurance...? The somali guy produced his licence and insurance...Then before the cop went back to his car to process...the Somali guy uttered " Sir, CAN I BARK HERE ".....the cop was buffled and said...." YOU CAN BARK ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT...." Ileen the poor dude meant "Can i park here..?" but it came out as BARK...as in a dog barking! dee maxaa mesha ka dhace, yac!

[raula]

Salaamz nyote,

 

Yaani nilijisikia na songs za KATITU leo tu...who remembers them..here is one of them

 

 

And who remembers this LES WANYIKA song: Sina Makosa

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnXslttpPPs&feature=related

[Oz]

I went through the archives and found this thread.

 

A kid asks his father "is there a matatu in your room?" The fathers says "why?" The kid says "because last night I heard you telling mom IKISIMAMA PANDA" [big Grin] [big Grin] [Razz]

 

Classic Thread.

[NGONGE]

Originally posted by The Rendezvous:

keep remembering:

 

Atoti..go

Atoti..come

Atoti..front

Atoti..back

Atoti..this way

Atoti..that way

Atoti..panda

Atoti..........sukaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Keep remembering..

I happen to have that song.

[Malika]

LOL...OZ,huna adabu..That was funny wallahi..astafirullah!

[Oz]

Check this youtube clip. A guy is standing by the toilet waiting for his friend to come out all of sudden his refuses to come out and

happens. Sheeeeeeetani

[Paragon]

^Lol.

 

Oz watch MR IBU's same scenario, around >04:10

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Xmi6rJ9kQ

[Oz]

^^ LOOL.. aisee paragon mazee nime watch clips zote zaa MrIbu classic walahi.

 

ati " papa why you put your name alone, why dont you add ( and sons ) on the board"

 

Again " When Mr. Ibu asks what is this, soup or pous and he added sugar later on"

[mz-alpha-soup]

[raula]

Oz, the Ikisimama panda walahi was Noma sana! when i was told yaani it was the joke ya mwaka-i couldn't stop.

yaani nazeeka, manake somethings enye nilikuwa nandika was i am comatose nikijaribu ku alifu something now-blank!