raula Posted November 17, 2005 Salaamz, Nafikiri mko salama mkwapo. Ebu waswahili wenzangu ..kama wakumbuka VITIMBI(akina mama kayai na mzee OJWANG)..basi burudikeni na hii clip....braze yourself..coz inachekesha ile mbaya mbovu... http://www.djxp.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=2&pos=20 MEELI-GO-LOUND(hehehehe..meaning Merry go round)..heheheehe ...MBLACK DEVOL..hehehehehe kwaherini..basi ma'salama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted November 17, 2005 HeHeHeHE...........Kama nilivyokuwa ninasema before I was rudely interupted. Hata chief akikufa tutachimba........ I am talking about reducing your appetite :eek: This killed me aliniambia kwa sababu alinipatia plot lazima nimonjeshe na mwala nikamonjesha Waleeeeeee.............wooooooooweeee Chief ako natabia ya kula na bibi ya watu........umchukuwe umfanye assistant chief huko binguni na kama hawezi assistant chief mfanye mzee wa kijiji ..........Bishop naye alionjeshwa.... **Falling down** Thank you very Big @ raula Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted November 17, 2005 Oi I just wanna say thank you for da website its in my fav list now lol.............The kenyan Videos be making me laugh....... War niinki Prezo thinks he is fabolous ama??...........Relax jo ..we need originality not clonability. Looking for my name Naitwa SeeKer Toka Kenya hadi bongo Nasikika Mafellas wakiulizwa Watahema SOL resident for your betterment! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by raula: ^^^and we are proud of it Basi back to mchongwanos-from kenyaniyetu. TRUST KYUKS TO NAME BARS LIKE THIS..... Ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant. munyaka bar and restaurant. tukundanire bar and restaurant wenda gikeno bar and restaurant Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant. Mungiki Bar and Restaurant Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini KÃragita kÃruithio Bar & Restaurant. Sina tabu bar and hideout. Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant Kurara Lodge Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge Ninyuo ninyuo bar restaurant and Lodge Dynamo cia Makeri Pub Athamaki A Kabati Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest Mucene Bar & Rest Magomano Bar & Rest Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant: Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant: Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant Kuhuura kanua bar & restaurant Gukena bar and restaurant Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant kuda-kuda bar and restaurant Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant Moi dagacoka Bar and Restaurant Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant. Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant. Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant. Tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant. Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant. Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant. MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant. Rigika bar and restaurant. Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant AND THE WINNER... GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar and Restaurant Boa sana..Kweri Genya Ni yetu... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xargaga Posted November 21, 2005 hiyo posting ya mabar ni kali. Lakini nilishangaa sijaona the famous Karumaindo bar and restaurant wapi tena watsee hiyo ingefaa kuorodheshwa. Anyways thanks guys nilikuwa niko kuparactise kama bado naweza kuandika insha.au vipi? keep up the Nyal-guunga jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xargaga Posted November 21, 2005 By the way nimekumbuka ile Bar iliyokuwa pale eigth st: Kamuchinde if am not wrong hivi iko open bado. Halafu nimesikia Mateso Bila Chuki Imefungwa Ni Kweli? wallahi ni afadhali hiyo ifungwe ilikuwa ni bahali ya belaa na sheydaani. Take care guys and pleas ni vema pia kujifunza lugha ya asili ama wasemavyo waswhili lugha ya mama au kinyumbani.kumbuka waaria ni waaria tu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted November 21, 2005 yaani nimerudi nisikize vitimbi before niende kazi kesho...lol... ...yani nilikuwa nakoroga soup isishikane... ...vile mzee anashuta..."ati ile umetowa ndio mbaya...kwani ikimix na climate...ni destorayable"..looooool. ...ngozi imefanana na crocodile..hehehehehehe. ...the priest "baba..tumekucha kwako kama tukikimbia kama watoto wachanga..."loooool ...loooooool "wale wanaitaji licence ya kuenda binguni wananiona.."loooool..ngai fafa... loooooooool.."siyo ukim...ni ukimwi.." ...chief ni mzito sana kwa kula mali ya wananchi.. looooooool..."sasa kwa nini hukuniambia nisionje.."loooooooooooooooool ala mabavu wacha ni take a breather now...haki ya ngai ok last Q masijui: "unaweza kula peremende na karatasi".looooooooooool..huyu mwana ni DEADLY. MBLACK DEVIL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted November 22, 2005 ok last Q masijui: "unaweza kula peremende na karatasi".looooooooooool..huyu mwana ni DEADLY. MBLACK DEVIL Hiyo ni kari Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted November 22, 2005 Wicked justice at vitimbi clip!! Wali onja vibaya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted November 24, 2005 Aisee Juakali yuko Mn tonite. Who is going or went to see da show? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted November 24, 2005 JAMANI mnaofanya kazi basi hili liwe onyo Titled :lazma uwe makini, au huna kazi!! Alipoonywa asipokuwa makini kibarua kitaota nyasi(Atafukuzwa), jamaa ikawa hata anapotoa fotokopi anaangalia spelling mistakes, eti fotokopi mashine inaweza kufanya makosa. alipotakiwa kubana matumizi, ikawa jamaa anapohitaji karatasi anatoa fotokopi ya empty paper .. akiamini anapata extra paper!!! ikawa sababu ya kufukuzwa kwani kazi inachelewa na wino wa fotokopi unakwisha haraka... LIFE IS EASY, DONT OVERBURDEN YOURSELF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted November 24, 2005 Mschongwano ya TZ.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted December 4, 2005 another mchongwano ya kiTZ(kutoka zanzi web). 1. kulikuwa kuna jamaa wawili walikwenda katika interview ya job mmoja anajua kuzungumza english mwengine hajui. sasa yule aliyekuwa anajua english akaitwa mwanzo akaulizwa.1) wat is your name? asema juma.2) when did man united win the worl cup? asema 2002. swali la mwisho lilikuwa wat is your hobbies? akasema playing football listening to music an going out with friends. ikafika zamu ya yule wa pili aliyekuwa hajui english akamuuliza mwenzake wewe umeulizwa nini akamwambia mimi nimeulizwa maswali 3 na wewe pia utaulizwa hayo hayo. akamwambia wameniuliza jina langu nani halafu man united wameshinda lini world cup nikawambia 2002. la mwisho wakaniuliza unapenda nini kufanya. nikawambia napenda kucheza mpira kusikiliza music na kwenda out na marafiki zangu.yule wapili akaitwa time yake sasa ya kufanyiwa interview. swali la mwanzo aliloulizwa lilikuwa. how old r u? akasema juma 2)when were u born? aksema 2002.3) where do u live? akasema playing football listening to music and going out with friends. alipotoka akamuhadithia mwenzake akasema aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tumesha kosa kazi. hope u'll enjoy dis 2. Mzee kasikia chumba cha pili bintiyake anatongozwa;kijana asema niamini nitaingiza kichwa tu;mzee akadakia usikubaliiii haina mabega hiyo itaingia yote. 3.Jamaa mmoja alikua kalazwa hospital kule Mkoani/Pemba kafanyiwa operation ya busha, asubuhi doctor wa kichina anafanya round akamuuliza ' mzee vipi uchi umepewa? Mzee kajibu 'sepewaa' nurse akamwambia wee bwana umepewa uji unasema hukupewa, mzee kajibu 'mie ninsikia uchi', nurse kaja juu wee mzee una wazimu nani atakaekupa uchi wake kwa hali hiyo uliyo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted December 9, 2005 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Hizo ma restaurant zimenifurahisha sana looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool lakini wamesahau moja Tumaini na makuli bar and restaurant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted December 26, 2005 lool..jina za hiyo ma restaurant mbona ni kali.. Got a lill joke uncle wa mine aliniambia today.. He went to Turkana to do some bizness... then his car got stuck kwa matope...he then saw mjama moja mturukana and asked him if he could stand behind the car to make sure that my uncle doesn't hit another car as he woz reversing ....huyo mturukana aka agree...so my uncle started reversing the car...the mturukana woz like ''Ghuja (kuja) tu, ghuja tu, ghuja tu, lakini ukisikia QOTOH , simama!'' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
