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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee,

to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

 

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME.

I FALL OUT OF TREE.

I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.

 

 

Maybe I should have posted this on the poetry section. icon_razz.gif

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