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The Science Experiment

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Little Johnny watched the science teacher

 

start the experiment with the worms.

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

 

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

 

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

 

 

After one day, these were the results:

 

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

 

The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

 

The third worm in sperm - dead.

 

The fourth worm in soil - alive.

 

 

 

So the Science teacher asked the class -

 

"What can you learn from this experiment?"

 

 

 

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,

 

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex,

 

you won't have worms!

 

 

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