Liqaye Posted May 14, 2004 Disclaimer: I am not trying to offend any one and her these joke's last night and just had to laugh: What do you call a basement full of somali women: A WHINE cellar How does a somali try to kill a bird?: By throwing it off a cliff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fyr Posted May 14, 2004 What do you call a basement full of somali women: A WHINE cellar ahhahahaha True that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AYOUB Posted May 15, 2004 With the plane about to plunge into a mountain, a female passenger stood up and shouted: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!". Then she took off her top and cried: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like woman?" Hearing this, Liqaye stood up took off his shirt and said: "iron this". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liqaye Posted May 15, 2004 ^^^^^^lol^^^^^ Weger, Ayoub takes his girl out for a walk after a day of ironing his very loud hawai shirts {No bleach, woman} his girl says, ''Look, a dead bird.'' And Ayoub looks up and says, ''Where?''. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liqaye Posted May 15, 2004 A doctor and a lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn't have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask.The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Not now," answered the lawyer. "I'll have something after the police leave." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AYOUB Posted May 16, 2004 ^^^it took a few minutes to realise i wasn't supposed to look up :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liqaye Posted May 17, 2004 Dont see it yet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AYOUB Posted May 17, 2004 ^^^lool kept you busy haven't i? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted May 28, 2004 Lol...Liqaye he got him to drink Lol, It Looks Like the gentLmens corner...I wiLL see myseLf out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
