checkmate Posted May 14, 2004 A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says: "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says : Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astagfirulla'h!" and he drops her. asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted May 14, 2004 loooool, i heard this one before but slightly different, instead of an american and a german it was a priest a rabbi,and an Imaam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
