Bachelor Posted May 8, 2004 It can buy a bed - but not sleep It can buy a clock - but not time It can buy you a book - but not knowledge It can buy you a position - but not respect It can buy you medicine - but not health It can buy you blood - but not life It can buy you sex - but not love So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering....... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted May 8, 2004 loooooooooooooooooooool loooooooooooooooooooool i only hav 50 bones... asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arwa Posted May 8, 2004 loooooool No thank you, I rather suffer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted May 8, 2004 man i always knew u were professional theaf ... but for brotherhood sake.. can i suffer with u ... u know u cant suffer alone.. let me help.. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted May 8, 2004 lol@Bachelor ...u r really smart , man people suffer with out money too . salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted May 9, 2004 looooooooooooooooooooooool bachelor ama send you some knowledge looooooooool@money and ama suffer for you alaxu acbar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bachelor Posted May 9, 2004 Hello nomad! I am doing this after long time of brooding I came to know that our society deserve better. And that is why I am doing this “noble” thing sicne i care . Moti, you are really insulting one honest and straightforward fella for no apparent reason. I am neither a professional thief nor have any intention to illicit someone’s money. You should apologize the brother SXB else I will go to upper court of SOL nomad :mad: Anyhow for those of you who bravely said ENOUGH IS ENOUGH you can send your money as following...I accept xawalad, moeny order, Visa or mastercard is wlc as well. If you have any question, concern plz feel free to call "1-800-bachelor" or PM me. Your call is important. LIBRATE YOURSELF NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted May 9, 2004 brotha Bachelor (u still a bachy!lol) u right, it cant buy no happens! we come here w/o it and leave w/o it! so whats the point? hello!! now, i see all this rich ppl in la! i see them not happy and just doing all kinds of ****** things! if money is the solutions to a better life tell me why this rich folks are in pain!! my homie, michael jaskson aka ..jesus juicy! got becoup money but bent on u know what..lol.. and the rest of shyt-wood town! aint better!! i look at money as just an inconvenience that comes into my life and then disappears into thin air!! and since i got a wife nowadays :confused: ! i transfer that problem to her! i said u deal with it since i am incompatible with this things! i am more compfy in giving away everthing for free!!! just today, i donate my old car to a charity!! my wife hate it! yo, but i love that car!! honda accord, it took me thru earthquakes, fires and job huntings, secret dates, u name, she was there for me!! but today, it went away! i talked to her and told her! dont worry, i will be joining u sooon!! :confused: money dont solve any problems!! i know, i was much happier, when i was working kfc!! than now when i am working for a corporation and selling my soul!! :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bachelor Posted May 9, 2004 Rudy SXB I know you left our wonderful and became one bad apple :mad: . But belated hambalyoo. Yes I am still dhoob. money dont solve any problems!! i know, i was much happier, when i was working kfc!! than now when i am working for a corporation and selling my soul! Thank you. That is what i been preaching to my beloved nomads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted May 13, 2004 Bach, I would rather like to experience the suffering. heres another joke on money matters Good For Money ============== As a distinguished matron approached the building entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her. "What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?" "Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bachelor Posted May 13, 2004 LOOOOL that was funny SisSade Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites