Warrior of Light Posted May 5, 2004 Subject: A LUO LOVE LETTER Atiesh, To my dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a. Rosiey. I hope this missive meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance to my ego which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important that even as I am writing my adrenalin is rocking 100 on the Reitcher scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time while the convex mirror in my eyes has only your divine image at it's focal point. Indeed when I sleep you are the one in my medulla oblongata and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream and I saw you; surrounded by H20 and you, your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants! As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma and I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock and it will be opened unto us. I am- on this 24th day of the first month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and four - asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the gray matter of my system, the oxygen in my lungs, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room and the conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, an Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'll become an orphan. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Jaber, let me be your Romeo. Make me your Adam oh my Eve, for you were made for me. Shakespeare said it all: If music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. Let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Your body exudes not ammonia, urea and iodine - You are too beautiful for that! What I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand miles begins but with a single step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no man. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain, Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer. Extractineous Hanington Bannington Emilio Narc Unbwogable Agwambo Omolo mac'Ojuang'. Ja Kochia' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted May 5, 2004 Heh. This sounds like a letter written by one of those who write Nigerian fraud letters. Heh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted May 5, 2004 Ngonge the Luo( A kenyan tribe) have a tendency of proving out to people that they are very intellectual. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted May 5, 2004 As the backup singers in Greece (the movie) say, tell me more, tell me more.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted May 5, 2004 Does this look like one of Sophist's writings... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted May 5, 2004 gediid! that is a sheepish unprovked dailogue of minimal solicitation! i beg your difference!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted May 9, 2004 looooooooooooooool that was good and iam one of them but i dont seeem to write like that. maybe when aim sleep walkin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted May 10, 2004 Lol Mombasa queen at sleep walking,, proves you are talented. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
