The Observer. Posted May 3, 2004 Read with an Italian accent (my apologies for the bad words) One day am gonna to Malta, in a bigga hotel. in the morning i go down to eat breakfast, i tell the waitress i want to pisses of toast, and she brings me one piss. i tell her i want to piss, she say you go to the toilet. i say you no understand, i want to piss on my plate, she say you better not piss on the plate, you son of a *****, i don't even know the lady, and she call me sonna of a *****. Later in the afternoon, i go to have lunch. the waitress brings spoon and knife, but no (fork)**** . i tell her i wanna **** , she tell me everyone wanna **** . i tell her u no understand, i wanna **** on the table. she say you better not **** on the table you sonna of a *****.i don't even know the lady and she calls me a sonna of *****. In the evening i go back to my room, and there is no shit on my bed. i call the manager and tell him i wanna shit, he say you go to the toilet. i say you no understand, i wanna shit on my bed, he say you better not shit the bed you sonna of a *****. i don't even know the man and he call me sonna of a *****. I go to the checkout, and the man on the counter says 'peace(piss) on you', i tell him, piss on you too sonna of a *****, i go back to Italy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted May 5, 2004 Poor sonofa*****! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites