u know u r somali when u ...........

[Arawella]

You know you are Somali when your wife is actually your mother.

 

You know you are Somali when going out to clubs is frown upon but a Somali party is acceptable

 

You know you are Somali when your actual birthday is 5 years older than the DOB on your passport

 

You know you are Somali when you have lahoox and mugumad for breakfast.

[Jafarel.]

You know you are Somali when your wife is actually your mother.

Hasnt it been forbidden to take your mothers as wives????

 

but then this appears in the 'jokes' section where NOTHING is to be taken serious!!!