checkmate Posted May 2, 2004 YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline! ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything u know ur somali if you got chased by AFRO-AMERICANs You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7 You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on SOL) you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket you know your somali when you have the same drapes as aleast 5 of your neighbors you know you somali when ... you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6......only in canada loool... you know you somali when ... you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer..tdot ppl u know who u r you know you somali when ... you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys. you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you. you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am. you know ur somali when u smell like bariis and baasto @ school you know ur somali when u eat lunch at 8 pm and dinner at 1 am you know ur somali when a basic 3 on 3 bball game takes two hours ta finish you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya.. .............. asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted May 2, 2004 loooooooool checkmate thats is so true about these comment you made me remeber back in the dayz when ... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol that one i agree and also we are the loud when it comes being together and also one more thing we know we are somali when we talk with the hand and we know somali guys eat while there mouth is open hehhehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted May 2, 2004 [ ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it ] lol thats soo true in my house! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh Prince of Xamar Posted May 2, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAH LOL Very nice, ''ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin'' U know brother, somalia is a very big country. if u need ur neighbour who lives 2miles away u just shout. thats the reason why we r so loud. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxer Posted May 2, 2004 loooooooooooooolz damn right man i put KETCHUP in almost everything i eat. and u forgot onething i don't feel the taste of my meal without it....where is my banana bro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somali-girl Posted May 3, 2004 "You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol " looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!! oh my god that is so true. i remember back in the day when i used to do that. i swear i was laughing so hard that my head hurt. but anywyz thnx cause i was feeling well and you made my day a little brighter. keep up the good jokes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted May 3, 2004 U dang' sure are somali when "you have an answer to everything" (there is never a dumb somali) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted May 3, 2004 you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya.. ..............wallaaahi this one so true i hav seen it in every somali family .....................1 is light , 1 is black, 1 is blue, loooooool .........................asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lol Posted May 3, 2004 ^^^^^ that is the only one that made me laugh so hard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted May 4, 2004 I would add that , I know I am somali cos my father is Somali :cool: salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted May 4, 2004 posted by og- gal I would add that , I know I am somali cos my father is Somali loooool can somebody pls tell me wat the hell is wrong with dis grown a$$ women?...............asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benevolent_ Beauty Posted May 4, 2004 You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk....loooooooooool got bout 3 or 4..lol..noneof em work,,lol ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day....looooool damn shaah...momz always inaa ku dirto waaye when Days of Our Lives n' Will n' Grace is on...lol..i HATE IT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muunad Posted October 20, 2005 You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist --so true i've been here over ten years, still can't find a watch that fits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted November 2, 2005 You know yur SOMALI when you pay Qaraan(donation) every week..... You know yur Somali when relatives you neva heard of call you and ask for $$$$. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
